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| 來自：ywsing0
| 時間：Sun Mar 05 21:57:20 2006
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| <table width=600><tr><td>被拖累, 起床已十時. 在尖沙咀吃飯. 「&#33747;一道」這餐廳, 無論名稱﹑名稱諧音﹑食物﹑理念﹑宣傳﹑食物味道﹑食物顏色﹑室內設計﹑室內色調﹑餐牌﹑餐牌項目﹑餐牌上的字體﹑餐牌上菜名的長度, 全都不對我的口味.
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| ＊名稱的諧音不見灰諧, 只覺多此一舉;
| ＊所謂健康飲食, 也許是清淡一點, 但這兒的食物卻太食不甘味﹑一堆素菜;
| ＊第一賣點﹑紅糙米樣子, 還不如普通白飯, 吃在口裏也只會多了怪味;
| ＊環境襯托著的綠色和反襯的橙色, 的確是令人食慾不振的顏色;
| ＊連帶桌椅擺設都生一種莫明的枯燥感;
| ＊餐牌用最俗氣的新細明體, 過於方正 (手寫得靚的餐牌係好正的);
| ＊菜名幾乎每一樣都超過十粒中文字, 完全不合乎便利閱讀﹑便利選擇的原則, 眼花繚亂;
| ＊再伴以所謂熱量指標, 都唔知佢點計出黎, 很值得懷疑﹑不很值得參考的數字.
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| 一切都看不過眼, 難怪我不想幫襯了.
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| 之後跟家人去 APM﹑淘大逛街. 第一個商場有明星做騷. 遠遠見到的陳慧琳真人不及照片, 妝太濃太假. 但遠遠聽來唱功比預期的好－－如果唔係播緊帶咬口型, 或者係搵第二個唱的話 (我冇空隙亦都冇心機去睇台上情況.)
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| 晚間到婆婆家跟舅父吃飯. 每次來到都太無聊要看八卦雜誌. 唔計廣告七成係junk, 但係篇影評寫得不錯.
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| <table width=600 cellpadding=16 border=1 bordercolor=#555555><tr><td>ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
| Smart man + smart woman = romance
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| Smart man +dumb woman = affair
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| Dumb man +smart woman = marriage
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| Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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| OFFICE ARITHMETIC
| Smart boss + smart employee = profit
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| Smart boss + dumb employee = production
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| Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
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| Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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| SHOPPING MATH
| A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
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| A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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| GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
| A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
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| A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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| A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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| A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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| HAPPINESS
| To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
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| To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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| LONGEVITY
| Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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| PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
| A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
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| A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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| DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
| A woman has the last word in any argument.
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| Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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| HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
| Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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| SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.</td></tr></table>
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| p.s. my mum is successful (so is my dad). Just because my mum is so 'frugal'!!
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| 作為中國人, 完全不敢出口呢句 You're next!
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| "It's as if the constant rejection causes them to view themselves as undeserving, so they make desperate vain attempts at love only to make fools of themselves." (VocalPrincess)</td></tr></table>