moliu joke

來自:ywsing0
時間:Fri May 12 18:29:38 2006

A man checked into a hotel in Pretoria. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile .........somewhere in Cape Town a widow had just arrived home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which Read:

>To: My Loving Wife
>Subject: I've arrived
>Date: June 3, 2005
>
>I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
>now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.
>I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that
>everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
>Looking forward to seeing you then!
>Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
>P.s. It is damn hot down here!!
>
>
>Love

打打下字忽然間產生懷疑: 字母 v 後面係咪 w?
一時信唔過自己, 心裏唱一遍字母歌核對一下...

月份次序都要記返首歌架, 細細個阿媽唱畀我聽的.

大家記得起家人的飯碗嗎?
我連自己的飯碗也幾乎記不起了......
以前被阿媽打爛飯碗, 無端端要換過一隻, 也是痛苦的事.

問我 "You work in HK Bank?" 鬼妹的聲音還不錯.