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| 來自:ywsing0 | 時間:Fri May 12 18:29:38 2006 | | <table width=600 cellpadding=16 bordercolor=#555555 border=1><tr><td>A man checked into a hotel in Pretoria. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. | | Meanwhile .........somewhere in Cape Town a widow had just arrived home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. | | After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which Read: | | >To: My Loving Wife | >Subject: I've arrived | >Date: June 3, 2005 | > | >I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here | >now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. | >I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that | >everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. | >Looking forward to seeing you then! | >Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. | >P.s. It is damn hot down here!! | > | > | >Love</td></tr></table> | | | ※ | | | 打打下字忽然間產生懷疑: 字母 v 後面係咪 w? | 一時信唔過自己, 心裏唱一遍字母歌核對一下... | | 月份次序都要記返首歌架, 細細個阿媽唱畀我聽的. | | | 大家記得起家人的飯碗嗎? | 我連自己的飯碗也幾乎記不起了...... | 以前被阿媽打爛飯碗, 無端端要換過一隻, 也是痛苦的事. | | | 問我 "You work in HK Bank?" 鬼妹的聲音還不錯.
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